Where to begin?
1) Power went out in the middle of the night for at least 4 hours. This is a big problem for me because I can't sleep without a CPAP machine. One might think that this is a rare occurrence, but the house across the alley has a backup generator, so power outages likely occur frequently—no apology offered in the morning.
2) Even before the power went out, the A/C stopped working. There was no maintenance available (in fact, no one at all to contact). So we opened the windows, but that let in more noise.
3) We rented a "patio room" but the patio was a piece of concrete looking out on a gravel pad with an ugly wall beyond it. On the other side of the room was a narrow parking lot with an alley behind it.
4) The photos on Expedia showed what appeared to be an attractive rustic property, but the rustic decor must have been in the restaurant that was closed. The area is very rustic and woodsy, but the building is an ugly monstrosity that is totally out of character with the area.
5) Bathroom: The shower had two shower heads, one on each end. One didn't work. The other sprayed in all directions, with little going in the right direction. The sink faucet was loose. There was a spider web in the corner. The tissue dispenser had two pieces of tissue, and that was it.
6) The beds, while not too uncomfortable, had seen better days.
7) More picyune: Things just seemed dreary at make-shift
