If you've ever dreamed of checking into a hotel without seeing a single staff member, you're in luck. This place operates entirely via email and text—like staying in a cozy bed and breakfast run by friendly ghosts. The invisible staff are oddly comforting, always available, yet never spotted.
Now, the real adventure? Arriving on a summer Wednesday. Thanks to the local farmer’s market, guests are directed to a barricade west of the park, down an alley next to the public restrooms (yes, really). From there, you're escorted by car through the market. Shoppers part like it’s the world's most polite parade—of one very confused guest vehicle. It's equal parts awkward and legendary.
Once inside, though, it’s a gem. It’s got all the amenities you’d expect from a high-end stay, but with the cozy soul of a B&B. Cute gathering spots, the amenities are spot-on, and everything in town is walkable. It’s right next to a beautiful park and directly behind the friendliest little Irish pub you'll ever stumble out of.
In conclusion: 10/10 would be guided through a maze of heirloom tomatoes again. The invisible staff? Lovely ghosts. The vibe? Wholesome yet mysterious. Just be sure to arrive with a sense of adventure—and maybe a horn to clear the kale crowd..
