Escape to paradise at Poco Loco Ranch, a sprawling 250-acre oasis in the heart of Texas Hill Country. Just 10 minutes from charming Boerne, our ranch offers the perfect blend of relaxation and adventure.
New Addition: Pickleball Court!
Challenge your family and friends on our brand-new pickleball court. Whether you're a seasoned player or a beginner, you'll love this fun and fast-paced game in our scenic setting.
Natural Beauty
Meander along a quarter-mile of private Guadalupe River frontage
Swim, tube, fish, or simply bask in the tranquility of the water
Hike through picturesque trails and spot diverse wildlife
Stargaze from our large pool or soothing hot tub
Accommodations
Main House
Spacious living room with 2 fold-out sofas and large flat-screen TV
Fully equipped kitchen
3 comfortable bedrooms (2 king, 1 twin + bunk bed)
3.5 bathrooms
Covered front patio with BBQ grill and smoker
Guest House
Large bedroom with 2 queen beds and sofa area
Full bathroom
Kitchenette and dinette
Game Room
Antique pool table
22' championship shuffleboard table
Pac-Man arcade game
Ping pong table
Air hockey
Foosball table
Cozy sitting area with 2 sofas
All structures feature fireplaces and are connected by a cement walkway, with a central patio perfect for gatherings.
Onsite Activities
Hayrides (FREE with 4-night rental!)
BBQ cookouts
Bonfires
Volleyball
Pickleball
Swimming and relaxing by the pool
Nearby Attractions
Boerne's charming antique shops and cafes (10 mins)
Cave Without a Name (5 mins)
Fiesta Texas (20 mins)
SeaWorld and San Antonio's Riverwalk (30 mins)
Fredericksburg's wineries and WWII Nimitz Museum (35 mins)
Perfect for family gatherings, reunions, or as lodging for nearby weddings at Serengeti Resort, Marquardt Ranch, Paniolo Ranch, and more.
Note: River depth varies with rainfall. During drier periods, enjoy our pool, game room, and deeper river sections for floating and relaxing.
Additional amenities:
RV capability (inquire for details)
EV charging available
Ask about our hunting packages
Book now and create unforgettable memories at Poco Loco Ranch!
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