Too bad I can't post my own pictures of this place!! The description is extremely deceptive. Let's start with the location.
You are in a location with ZERO cell phone coverage, ZERO internet, and if you need to call 911? Well, ...Good luck! The outside looks run down and not kept up. Security lights broken and falling off. Cable/Internet looks like it is pieced together into the house.
Then you go inside... the front door is hard to open, with air gaps all around it. and then not able to be secured once inside. (Just the digital lock was the only lock.) This made my husband sleep on the couch in front of the door, in case someone tried to shimmy the door open in the middle of the night!
Overall the house interior is dark, and scary. NOT warm and inviting! The bathrooms each have ONE array of lights over the sink. NO lights in/over the shower, which made it difficult to see much of anything at night. The ceiling is boards, and several are falling down in various locations, exposing the insulation above. There was large gaps, and holes around light switches and outlets and there is a huge bubble of expanding foam extruding from one of the kitchen lights.
The handrail going up the steps looks like it was ripped from the wall and then quickly hung back up. It was not usable, because it felt like it would come off the wall!
There are bugs EVERYWHERE. In the window seals, in the door frames, in the corners of rooms (hard to see unless you use your flashlights)
Maybe that's why it is so dark everywhere??
In the middle of the night, my husband said he heard several small creatures (rats? squirrels?) running around the first floor ceiling, between the two floors.
The owner claimed there was internet available, but we couldn't access anything. The TV is only internet based, so there was no watching anything either. I even wire-connected directly to the cable modem and ran a speed test: 0.01Mbps. YIKES!
When I complained to the owner, the only explanation I received was, "Oh, the data limit was reached. I've added some more now."
Unfortunately, we were unable to test that explanation as WE LEFT AFTER THE FIRST NIGHT!! We ended up paying for a FOUR NIGHT stay here, as this owner was not willing to refund us, or compensate us at all, about the quality of this place.
RENTER BEWARE! You will not be happy, and you will not be refunded.