I guess I should have known when paying so little for a unit per night, but this place is truly in need of some TLC. Stove was rusted, the baseboards in corners were dirty and decayed beyond what a cleaning company could fix, the shower head had little pressure and was turned sideways due to what looked like a plumbing band-aid.
Surprisingly, the beds weren't awful. My unit (and all others from the looks of it) did not have access to the pool, which didn't look great either to be honest.
It did have a nice view.